Quarter-Life Crisis

Its times like these I call upon my verbally-gifted friend John Mayer to express my thought on graceful addition of birthday candles and a happy feeling inside knowing that wisdom has bestowed itself upon you yet again (if only on things like options trading or where to get the best deal on an online savings account.) Ode to the good times when there was just silence, diet cherry coke and a re-run showing of '50 First Dates' on TV. Where are you lazy Sunday and why didn't I skip class in college more?