New Low...or High?

I've hit a new low. Seriously, now I'm the first one to admit that I do have flaws..we all do. I have issues with patience, can get emotional about things I believe in, occasionally am late (hey..only by minutes regardless of what my super-punctual friend Betsy would say), have the tendency to wear elaborate ensembles to..say...fill up on gas or take the trash out (shh Linsey, I live in Charlotte...I have to find excuses to wear my outfits!), I have trouble making a decision on where to eat dinner (Goldyn usually picks), am terrible lax when I'm super-booked and need to call my best friends back (sorry Nadia/Linsey/Sana), but my new flaw...I just can't seem to find the "one." So I joined one of those matrimonial websites. oh yes, yes I did. My mom even told me not to. She said "hmm...I think its where all the lost cards from the deck go." what does that mean mom?
Could I be a lost 8 of diamonds? or a 5 of clubs? Ah..so many phrases come to mind..."go fish"...trying to "make a pair"...ok, so actually there aren't many card idioms to relate that too...maybe its a Paki-land thing. either way, its not bad on there. I just haven't met anyone I want to marry yet. I'm giving it a shot, I mean..its actually become sort of an addiction to see who's viewed my profile or messaged me...it might...even be my new high. I think I'll give it a month. After that, I'm changing my trial-and-error method back to meeting people at the gym although I don't think I've ever done that because I'm trying my best to stop wheezing from my mileage runs...or maybe I'll meet him in the vegetable aisle over squash or some other horrid stalky food I would never eat....who knows...I leave it in the hands of Allah, He be knowin' best.