Tidbits of the Week

1. The smell of Febreeze Crisp Linen fights the smell of mom's crisp onions.

2. Never, ever, ever say "you can get the next one" to me after we're done sharing a romantic meal together. Unless you work at Wal-Mart. Then I understand. But then again, nothing we'd be sharing would be romatic. It would be philanthropy on my part. And I'd probably write it off on my taxes.

3. Muslims. Putting the "FUN" in fundamentalist!

4. If you don't like chocolate, we shan't be friends. Ever.

5. If you don't like black people music, we shan't interact. Ever. Roc-a-wear fo lyfe.

6. If your favorite sport is golf, you're a poser. Because if you take away the ball, its just walking. And walking ain't no sport. (disclaimer: if you're getting angry at this statement, you're probably desi and don't get my jokes. In which case...get the F off my damn site!)

7. Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself!

8. "I didn't kick him! I was riverdancing and he got in the way."

9. Girls who wear boots with the furrrrrrr are douchebagettes.

10. BCBS is a health insurance company. Unless you are my caramel-oreo, model BFF Betsy. Then you have BCBG. Its the new private healthcare company for those who prefer high fashion over high deductibles. ;-)