New person in the office. New person on my team. They sit 5 seats away. Why have I gotten 5 emails today with irrelevant statements such as "Great OK!" and "Thanks!"??
Get off your lazy ass, walk over to my desk which you could throw a stick at and say "Thanks!" in person so that I don't think you're a useless lazy ass and lose the motivation to ever share anything with you again!! Losers.
I drank enough caffeine today to keep me awake for the next 8 hours. So naturally I have to go home and get rid of the high by drinking Robitussin Cough and Cold Night time formula. My medicine induced sleep cycles are the best.
For lunch I ate weird romaine lettuce hearts with raw mushrooms and thought to myself "I'd rather be eating Chicken and Mushroom Marsala." No, not MASALA. "Marsala." I know what you desis were thinking.
I wore a black sleeveless sweater on top of my striped collard shirt today and my Office BFF called it a "sweater beater." haha
I had a dream that there was a man I loved and then he made me very sad then when I dropped a single tear, he shrugged his shoulders and walked away. In reality if this happens, I'll surely cleat him in the throat. Sala.
I'm paying $50 a month for satellite cable and my renter uses it to watch Dancing with the Stars night after night. I think I'll disconnect it and let her just watch static for the next 90 days until someone decides to chip in. Plus I hate Dancing with the Stars. Half of them are ex-dance video making boy-band dropouts anyway. Gee, as if you didn't have enough practice sharpening THAT talent.
The Dow Jones industrial average closed above 10,000 for the first time in a year. I'm still mad at Lucent Technologies for turning into Alcoa and costing me my Giuseppe Zanottis. Dot-com bursting whores.
Today's blog is a sampling of random thoughts of the day. Unorganized, unfiltered, unadulterated.
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